Hate Chart Translation

 If you do not speak English, you can use this to translate the Hate Chart. The numbers on the chart correspond to the numbered list below. Sorry this is kind of confusing but I hope you guys can understand it (relatively) simply. 

1. HATES

2. Hates (Because Audrina declared war on her)

3. Loves because of destiny

4. Loves because of destiny

5. Kind of likes (because the enemy of my enemy’s soulmate is my boyfriend)

6. Likes back

7. Hates (because she hates his soulmate)

8. HATES (because he loves her enemy)

9. Hates (Because she is the soulmate of his enemy)

10. Hates (Because they are brothers)

11. Hates (because he is the enemy of his soulmate and the girlfriend of her enemy) 

12. Hates (Because they are brothers)

Chart:

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Surprise Vlog Transcript

 Ok, Carson, can you see anything?

No, I've told you a million times I can't see a thing. Now, what did you drag me out here for? It's a surprise. See, Audrina is filming. Yes, I am filming and I'm getting very bored to do a surprise quickly.

Ok, now take off your blindfold and look in front of you.

I still don't get why you dragged me out here for. So what? Lily?? It's me.

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Happy Winter Everyone! Transcript

 Hey, everybody, it's Audrina. She'll be back with another job. All right, other friends are now coming on this interview, this. But guess what? I'm not sure if you've seen it, but her name is Marvelous City, and she is going to come on a blog, which will be good because none of my friends have posted. But I just wanted to make a blog saying happy holidays, everyone is getting close to Christmas. Well, I celebrate Christmas. What do you guys celebrate comment, but I'm also really excited because guess what? It's snowing outside. I can't let that slide yet, so I have to go do some more stuff because I'm kind of a school teacher, even though I don't know what I'm doing. But you do school stuff, but every lunchtime I would be able to get. Now, there's some beautiful pictures. Well, I'm actually in upstate Vermont right now, an ongoing investigation just because I wanted to. It is so beautiful. It's a really beautiful place. Well, I will have a lot more blogs coming soon. And I'm sorry for our international viewers because I'm putting this through like a Web site so they can get the transcript. But it's usually not that great. But I hope you can tell what I'm talking about. OK, so winter is coming soon and I will get my friends to finally come on. Also, what do you think of this background, guys?

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Thank You... Vlog Transcript

Hey, you guys it's Audrina Chalbany many and I have some breaking news, I know it's always breaking news, but this is more breaking news. I've attached a picture. You can scroll down below to see it. Just what we got three people from the Philippines to come to our blog. It's so exciting. And my goodness, we're really spreading this world wide, and that's just crazy because remember, it used to be just a tiny blog for me and my friends to post garbage. We really thought that sometimes blogs will go to work out, but apparently people like what we it. I've always thought it wanted something like world peace or like an elephant or a small island nation, but apparently all I ever wanted was to be famous. So thank you, everyone out there. Thank you for helping me achieve my dream. You know, I always like to take the credit for everything, but like this really goes back to you guys. Thank you so much for being there and seeing your blog and enjoying it. And I hope you enjoy what's coming because we have a lot of new Christmas posts. Goodbye, this is Audrina Chalbany.

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I Can't Do It. Vlog Transcript 2

Ok, you guys have been on this blog for months and months and months, I started out dating Carson, but now of broken up and I think through all of this, I found the true meaning of life. The meaning of life is to have as much money as you possibly can and to be as famous as you possibly can. That's all that matters. I'm so glad I've been able to go through this journey with all of you guys, and I will definitely be posting a whole lot more. Thank you. 

I Can't Do It. Vlog 

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I Can't Do It. Vlog Transcript

Ok you guys. It's Audrina Chalbany. I'm not sure if you saw the post, but I made a post that we're done with this Incognito's Hate Blog. We're going to start over with a new blog. And I was over here Trying to drive to Bali, but apparently that's an island. You can't drive the islands without a motor boat. And I was sitting in my camper. Thinking. I can't leave this blog. I can't leave Mrs. Incognito Hate Blog. We have so many viewers from so many countries. This is everything I've ever dreamed of and I can't give it up. So. It's no longer going to be Mrs. Incognito's Hate Blog. It's going to be called the popularity blog but it's still going to be ihateyoubad.blogspot.com. I think I have found out- Dennis stop that!

I Can't Do It. Vlog 

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We Have a TON of Rose Oil That Smells VERY STRONGLY OF LAVENDER! Vlog Transcript

 Audrina: Hello, and welcome to BAD HAIR DAY! Dun-dun-dun! 

Ha ha ha ha ha! I just made that up right now! 

It's this new show, I'm only doing one episode of it: for good hair, how far are people willing to go, and how much are they willing to risk? 

So, you know how I have a salon, link to that below. (Just scroll down.) Anyway, we ran out of rose oil, so we tried to make lavender oil, but we had way too much lavender in the oil, and it turned out awful! It smells so bad! Like, you have to step outside after using it.

But we have someone who is willing to use the lavender oil to calm down their crazy hair. 

Traveling Model: Hey, guys! 

Audrina: You just kicked me off here! 

Traveling model: I am a traveling model, and I have anosmia! It's not because of corona, it's because I smelled 45 perfumes! 

Audrina: Well, it looks like she can't smell, and she wants her hair to look better, and it looks like I have 99 canisters of lavender oil that I can't use! Do you see something we could do here? 

Traveling Model: I'm going to get the lavender oil on my hair! Maybe it will calm down, but I can't smell it, so it will be fine! 

Audrina: I know, I think they realized that. You're not the narrator, I am!

Traveling Model: Okay, let's get this party started!

Audrina: That's my line!

Okay, I'm going to take a picture every time we apply a new bit of rose oil, and I think we're going to go for fifty bits, or maybe even one hundred bits! You guys can count if you're lame, but I wouldn't suggest it. Let's go! 

[Rose oil is applied to half of hair]

Audrina: Whoa! We used up 35 cans! Looks like we're going to have to start on the second side of your hair! 

Traveling Model: This is like, so fun. I love the like lavender oil. 

Audrina: Great! And you're going to be paying for all of it too, right? 

Traveling Model: What? 

[Rose oil is applied to other half of hair]

Audrina: I don't believe it! You used up all 99 canisters of that gross stuff! What do you think of your hair now? 

Traveling Model: I think it looks exactly the same. Except for it smells like a rosemary. 

Audrina: It smells like lavender, though, doesn't it? 

Traveling Model: Rosemary. 

Audrina: Well, thanks for being on the one and only episode of this show which's name I forget now! See you guys next time! 

Well, actually, I had one more thing to say. You know how we said that we were going to do the pumpkin thing- what is that timer? It's Dennis! I don't know what he is doing! 

[Unintelligible] 

I'm just going to stop it now, and tell you later. 

So, do you know how someone was supposed to get a pie slammed in their face and stuff because of Halloween? Well, we're just going to air that on the next Norka Three Minute News, which is premiering this Friday, and we're not going to forget about it this time, so don't worry! We're just gonna do it with the news, because I think that would make more sense. Thank you guys so much for watching! 

Buh-bye, and we'll see you... someday! 

Ugh, Rennis, be quiet! 

We Have a TON of Rose Oil That Smells VERY STRONGLY OF LAVENDER! Vlog

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