My Buddy Hmmm Stole My Computer and Made an AMAZING Video! Vlog Transcript

Hurricane Master:Hello. I am Hmm. Or the Hurricane Master. I have never done a vlog post before before and I thought I should because Mrs. Incognito posted that I am afraid of water! 

She has a lot of nerve messing with someone like me. No one ever messes with the Hurricane Master! That's right, I am the Hurricane Master- I live in water! So I'm not afraid of it. 

See, I have some water here right now. I am not afraid of it. Delicious! Just kidding it tastes awful. I'd like to go up against Mrs. Incognito but I think she's just scared!

 Aren't you a little scary cat Mrs. Incognito! You won't even tell us your name! 

Mrs. Incognito: Yeah, so I can keep on putting bad stuff on the internet. 

Hurricane Master: I think you're scared to show yourself! To the Hurricane Master-or! Aren't you? 

Mrs. Incognito: I think you're the scaredy-cat! IN this video, you didn't even show yourself drinking the water! 

Hurricane Master: Mrs. Incognito! You're messing with the wrong person! 

Mrs. Incognito: [Unintelligible] Barry the Barista! He is actually a scaredy-cat!

Hurricane Master: I will have someone dump water over my head to prove it to you! Someone, come over here! 

Amelia: What do you want, Hmm? 

Hurricane Master: Just dump a glass of water on my head, and don't ask why why.

Amelia: Why? 

Hurricane Master: I just told you not to ask why!

Mrs. Incognito: Well, I'm Mrs. Incognito, and I posted on the blog that he is a scaredy cat and now he has to prove that he is not afraid of water. 

Hurricane Master: Dump the water on my head already! 

Hurricane master: See? I got a bunch of water dumped on me! My clothes are very wet and I'm going to have to wash them! And they they're dry clean only, so they're going to be ruined! 

Mrs. Incognito: Yeah, right man!

Hurricane Master: They are! The shirt costed $40! I got it from American Eagle!

Mrs. Incognito: Does anyone here go to American Eagle? 

Carson: Yeah, I do. I'm Carson, by the way. 

Mrs. Incognito: Have you ever seen the Hurricane Master there? 

Carson: No, because he only shops at night and I only shop during the day, like normal people. 

Mrs. Incognito: Okay, so now the Hurricane Master is an owl. 

Hurricane Master: I am no an owl! Would you- oh, Mrs. Incognito, you messed with the wrong master! You are in for it!

Mrs. Incognito: You're nocturnal, though...

Hurricane Master: Well... kind of... I guess. But anyway, I'm going to get you back! I'm going to- [screaming]

Amelia: Where is Mrs. Incognito, anyway? 

[Indistinct screaming]

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A Spooky Halloween Challenge! Vlog Transcript

 Amelia: Hey, you guys! It's Amelia Rostene, and I'm here with you, announcing our newest surprise. It's a challenge that me and Audrina and anyone else who wants to jon can do! It's a fashion challenge! But wait... it's a clearance fashion challenge! 

We're gonna take all the clothes that are on clearance because they look awful and see who can wear them the best! 

This is the bargain bin. Look! Look at all the unfashionable clothes! 

Who do you think's going to be able to wear them better? Or do you think we're both going to look awful? We're going to decide who wins by the number of compliments we get as we're walking around. 

It's going to start on Friday, and it's going to be Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Tune in afterwards to see who wins! 

Although I don't have to choose yet, let's just look at one of the outfits, just to see how awful they look. 

WOW! That is ugly! That is awful! I really hope I don't have to get this! See, we're going to close our eyes and pull out a top and a bottom, or just a dress. Ugh! These look like they went out of style twenty years ago! Although I couldn't remember, because I'd only be one then. That's right, people! Congratulations for doing math! I'm twenty-one years old!

[Clapping and cheering]

Anyway, tune in tomorrow! I kind of haven't told Audrina about this yet, but by the time she figures it out, it's going to be too late! Her reputation is going to be ruined! Hahahahaha!

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The Party's About to Start! Vlog Transcript

Audrina: Hey, you guys! I'm Audrina Chalbany-

Rennis: Hello, I'm Rennis, and I'm the security guard! 

Audrina: AAAHHH! I can't believe he is the security guard! Okay, so Rennis is the security guard, which brings me to what I was about to say: the party is starting! I'm already five minutes late, which is fashionable, as always, but I have to get into my disguise. I hope it works. Oh my goodness, I hope it works! 

Audrina: It's gonna work, right? All I have to fool is some dunderpates. They shouldn't be too hard to fool, right? 

Audrina: Step one is the shorts. I'm gonna put them on under my dress. Now for the shirt. Now for the dress stuffing. Now add the coat, and hair. Okay. This is it, you guys. My disguise is ready. I hope this will work, but there is only one way to find out. I'm gonna go to the party.

Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: Hello, there. I'm Dennis. Can I get into the party? 

Rennis: No. Dennis isn't invited. He's too dunderpatey. 

Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: I mean I'm... Rennis!

Rennis: I'm Rennis. 

Audrina: WHAT?

Rennis: Where's your blue hair? I have blue hair. 

Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: But I'm Rennis!

Rennis: I am Rennis, Audrina. 

Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: Wait, how did you figure it out? How did you know it was me? 

Rennis: Your makeup. 

Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: The details, it's always about the details! 

Audrina [normal voice]: Can I still get in? Please? 

Rennis: Fine. 

Audrina: Yay!

Rennis: No. 

Audrina: ACH! WHAT?!

Rennis: Well, you want to come in for the taste-testing contest? We'' let you in, just this once. 

Audrina: Yay! My disguise worked, you guys! He was tricked, and he thought that I was Dennis!

Rennis: Hey, Audrina, I know it is you, but I'll still let you in. 

Audrina: Okay. At least I won part of it. I'll catch up with the vlog later. 

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Izzy and I Talk About Mrs. Incognito!! Vlog Transcript

 Audrina: Hello there, my wonderful viewers! Today, I'm here with Izzy Johnson, who'[s going to talk with me about Mrs. Incognito and her buddy. So, apparently, the old Mrs. Incognito who was Chelsea, Maria figured out who she was so she had to retire. But there are two new Mrs. Incognitos, and we have no idea who they could be. Izzy, who do you think they could be? 

Izzy: I don't know, really. I know it can't be Amelia or you. You're way too nice. But [stuttering] Mrs. Incognito would probably want to be tricky, so she can be a boy. 

 Audrina: Oh yeah, that's right. If you didn't notice today, there were twenty two comments on one of the most recent posts. Mrs. Incognito is back, and she's gonna comment every day at 10:22- WHAT WAS THAT? 

Izzy: I don't know...

 Audrina: What is going on? Do you think this is Mrs. Incognito? 

Mrs. Incognito: Incoming...

 Audrina: AAAHH! Caston! It's official, you guys! Mrs. Incognito is back, and we have no idea who she could be! I just- I can't believe it. We figured out one Mrs. Incognito, and two more come up!

Izzy: Hmm? 

 Audrina: Write in the comments who you think it could be. Together, we can figure this out! Also, I don't think it's fair that it is called "Mrs. Incognito's Hate Blog," when Mrs. Incognito barely posts on it! I post on it every single day, so I want to change the title! Izzy, are you okay with that? 

Mrs. Incognito: Hey! Well, I, Mrs. Incognito, who can't show my face, am gonna post every day at 10:21!

 Audrina: WHAT? 

Mrs. Incognito: I set reminders. 

 Audrina: I can't believe it. I'm going to come tomorrow at 10:21, and see if you've posted, and you won't. 

Mrs. Incognito: I will. 

Audrina: I'm not scared. Mrs. Incognito never posts. Never! Never! Never, never, never... Okay. Tune in tomorrow, you guys! Bye!

Audrina: Okay, you guys. Izzy's gone. I had to tell you something very, very, important. I think Mrs. Incognito is Iz Girl. 

Izzy: WHAT? Who's talking about-

Audrina: AAH! WAIT... WHAT? SOMEONE! OH MY GOODNESS! STOP THE CAMERAS! 

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My Disguise for the Party! Vlog Transcript

 Hello, Hello. Is the camera working? 

Beautiful. Oh, I'm talking about myself, not the camera. 

Hello there, and welcome to Audrina Chalbany's vlog! I have some very important news for you, and it's just crazy!

So here's what happened. Rennis cancelled the party! If you didn't see my vlog from yesterday, I had this amazing disguise to sneak into the party as Dennis. But he cancelled it! 

If you didn't watch the other blog, Rennis won't let me in, so I have to disguise myself as someone else! 

I had more time since the party was cancelled to come up with another disguise, and it is just amazing! I will show you, you guys. 

Here is what you will need. A shirt, a jacket, and shorts. 

Step one: Put on the shorts under your dress. 

Step two is put on the shirt and put it over your dress. 

Step three is take the rest of the dress and shove it into your shirt. Perfect!

Now you can still see a bit of the dress in the back, see? You need to put the jacket on. There, now that looks convincing! 

Now just tie your hair up, and put it in the back of the jacket. 

Oh my goodness, I really look like Dennis! Now I'll be able to sneak into that party! Wait, I need to practice my Dennis voice!

[In Dennis voice] Hello there, I'm Dennis! I was invited to this party! I really like wearing suits with shorts! It's not weird at all!

[In Audrina's voice] Hahahahaha! Oh my goodness, I tricked you guys!

I feel like this disguise is even better than the last one! And one I get past security, I can take my disguise off, and dance in my regular dress! 

I'm a genius, aren't I? 

I am!

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I Surprise People Covered in MUD! Vlog Transcript

Amelia: Hey, you guys! It's Amelia Rostene! I just came to Audrina's salon, and as you can tell, I am covered in a lot of dirt. I tried to recreate Audrina's picture of her really dirty after skydiving, but I think I added too much dirt. 

[Sigh]

Amelia: I still look better than she did, though.  

Amelia: Now, before I wash off ALL this dirt, let's see how people react when I walk up to them. Oh, it's gonna be funny! 

Amelia: Okay, first person is Carson! Let's see what he thinks! Carson, you can turn around now!

Carson: Okay...

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! What happened?! What did you do?! That is a ton of dirt! 

Amelia: I hadn't noticed...

Carson: What did you do that for? Did you do it for the vlog? 

Amelia: Kind of... Okay, next person!

Carson: Wait... what?

Amelia: Our next person is Caston! Let's see what he thinks! 

Caston: WHOA. WOW. 

Amelia: What do you think? 

Caston [lying]: I think you look... amazing. Beautiful. Perfectly amazing. 

Amelia: You can tell me the truth! 

Caston [lying]: That is the truth! The whole truth! And nothing but the truth! Okay, I'm done!

Amelia: Last, but not least, Audrina Chalbany!

Audrina: What am I here for? I have more important things to do, like vlogs of my own! 

Amelai: Okay, Audrina. You can turn around if you want to...

Audrina! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What did you do to yourself? Oh my goodness, you look AWFUL! 

Amelia: I went skydiving. 

Audrina: It looks like you got in a fight with a mud puddle, and LOST. Seriously! I'd tell you to come to my salon, but we don't take mud monsters! At least there's one beautiful thing in the room! 

Amelia: Get away from the camera! Okay, you can leave now! 

Amelia: Thanks for watching, guys! Bye! 

Audrina: Thanks for watching! Goodbye! 

Amelia: I just said that. 

Audrina: See ya next time!

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Rennis is Having a PARTY! WITHOUT ME! Vlog Transcript

 Hey, you guys! It's Audrina Chalbany! And I am NEVER! EVER! EVER! Being friends with Rennis again. 

Here, let me tell you how it happened. 

So, I heard from Carson that we're gonna be having this AMAZING fall party that Rennis is hosting. It's gonna be on the porch, and it's just gonna be super fun! So, of course, I got my AMAZING fall dress, mad my hair look like bread, all the things for a party! But then Rennis told me...

I'm 

Not

INVITED!

Rennis is such an awful friend. He only cares about himself, and that's exactly what I told him. But he still said I wasn't invited to the party! I tried asking nicely, but it didn't work. Looks like I'm gonna have to break some rules. 

I'm gonna sneak into the party, you guys! I'm gonna disguise myself as Dennis to get through security, then I'm gonna go to the party! 

Isn't it an amazing plan? 

Why isn't anyone clapping for me? 

Here, here, I'll show you my disguise. You will LOVE it. 

[Trying to speak like Dennis] Hello there. I'm Dennis Baxter-Gphangez Selcsum-Gnorts! 

[Audrina's normal voice] Hahaha! Didn't it trick you? Oh, this is gonna work! 

I really DO look like Dennis! Here, the pants didn't exactly fit, but I tried my best. 

See? It'll trick people, though. It'll make people think I'm Dennis, and I'll be able to get into the party! Hahaha! I'll tell you what happens later today! I know this disguise is gonna work! Maybe I'm too beautiful to be Dennis, though! 

[Trying to speak like Dennis] Hello, you guys! I'm Dennis Baxter-Gphangez Selcsum-Gnorts! Thank you for watching my video! Make sure to comment to tell me what I should do next! See you next time! 

[Audrina's normal voice] Oh, you guys! Don't worry-it's still Audrina! 

 

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