Ok, you guys have been on this blog for months and months and months, I started out dating Carson, but now of broken up and I think through all of this, I found the true meaning of life. The meaning of life is to have as much money as you possibly can and to be as famous as you possibly can. That's all that matters. I'm so glad I've been able to go through this journey with all of you guys, and I will definitely be posting a whole lot more. Thank you.
I Can't Do It. Vlog
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Ok you guys. It's Audrina Chalbany. I'm not sure if you saw the post, but I made a post that we're done with this Incognito's Hate Blog. We're going to start over with a new blog. And I was over here Trying to drive to Bali, but apparently that's an island. You can't drive the islands without a motor boat. And I was sitting in my camper. Thinking. I can't leave this blog. I can't leave Mrs. Incognito Hate Blog. We have so many viewers from so many countries. This is everything I've ever dreamed of and I can't give it up. So. It's no longer going to be Mrs. Incognito's Hate Blog. It's going to be called the popularity blog but it's still going to be ihateyoubad.blogspot.com. I think I have found out- Dennis stop that!
I Can't Do It. Vlog
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Audrina: Hello, and welcome to BAD HAIR DAY! Dun-dun-dun!
Ha ha ha ha ha! I just made that up right now!
It's this new show, I'm only doing one episode of it: for good hair, how far are people willing to go, and how much are they willing to risk?
So, you know how I have a salon, link to that below. (Just scroll down.) Anyway, we ran out of rose oil, so we tried to make lavender oil, but we had way too much lavender in the oil, and it turned out awful! It smells so bad! Like, you have to step outside after using it.
But we have someone who is willing to use the lavender oil to calm down their crazy hair.
Traveling Model: Hey, guys!
Audrina: You just kicked me off here!
Traveling model: I am a traveling model, and I have anosmia! It's not because of corona, it's because I smelled 45 perfumes!
Audrina: Well, it looks like she can't smell, and she wants her hair to look better, and it looks like I have 99 canisters of lavender oil that I can't use! Do you see something we could do here?
Traveling Model: I'm going to get the lavender oil on my hair! Maybe it will calm down, but I can't smell it, so it will be fine!
Audrina: I know, I think they realized that. You're not the narrator, I am!
Traveling Model: Okay, let's get this party started!
Audrina: That's my line!
Okay, I'm going to take a picture every time we apply a new bit of rose oil, and I think we're going to go for fifty bits, or maybe even one hundred bits! You guys can count if you're lame, but I wouldn't suggest it. Let's go!
[Rose oil is applied to half of hair]
Audrina: Whoa! We used up 35 cans! Looks like we're going to have to start on the second side of your hair!
Traveling Model: This is like, so fun. I love the like lavender oil.
Audrina: Great! And you're going to be paying for all of it too, right?
Traveling Model: What?
[Rose oil is applied to other half of hair]
Audrina: I don't believe it! You used up all 99 canisters of that gross stuff! What do you think of your hair now?
Traveling Model: I think it looks exactly the same. Except for it smells like a rosemary.
Audrina: It smells like lavender, though, doesn't it?
Traveling Model: Rosemary.
Audrina: Well, thanks for being on the one and only episode of this show which's name I forget now! See you guys next time!
Well, actually, I had one more thing to say. You know how we said that we were going to do the pumpkin thing- what is that timer? It's Dennis! I don't know what he is doing!
[Unintelligible]
I'm just going to stop it now, and tell you later.
So, do you know how someone was supposed to get a pie slammed in their face and stuff because of Halloween? Well, we're just going to air that on the next Norka Three Minute News, which is premiering this Friday, and we're not going to forget about it this time, so don't worry! We're just gonna do it with the news, because I think that would make more sense. Thank you guys so much for watching!
Buh-bye, and we'll see you... someday!
Ugh, Rennis, be quiet!
We Have a TON of Rose Oil That Smells VERY STRONGLY OF LAVENDER! Vlog
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