Hate Chart Translation

 If you do not speak English, you can use this to translate the Hate Chart. The numbers on the chart correspond to the numbered list below. Sorry this is kind of confusing but I hope you guys can understand it (relatively) simply. 

1. HATES

2. Hates (Because Audrina declared war on her)

3. Loves because of destiny

4. Loves because of destiny

5. Kind of likes (because the enemy of my enemy’s soulmate is my boyfriend)

6. Likes back

7. Hates (because she hates his soulmate)

8. HATES (because he loves her enemy)

9. Hates (Because she is the soulmate of his enemy)

10. Hates (Because they are brothers)

11. Hates (because he is the enemy of his soulmate and the girlfriend of her enemy) 

12. Hates (Because they are brothers)

Chart:

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Surprise Vlog Transcript

 Ok, Carson, can you see anything?

No, I've told you a million times I can't see a thing. Now, what did you drag me out here for? It's a surprise. See, Audrina is filming. Yes, I am filming and I'm getting very bored to do a surprise quickly.

Ok, now take off your blindfold and look in front of you.

I still don't get why you dragged me out here for. So what? Lily?? It's me.

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Happy Winter Everyone! Transcript

 Hey, everybody, it's Audrina. She'll be back with another job. All right, other friends are now coming on this interview, this. But guess what? I'm not sure if you've seen it, but her name is Marvelous City, and she is going to come on a blog, which will be good because none of my friends have posted. But I just wanted to make a blog saying happy holidays, everyone is getting close to Christmas. Well, I celebrate Christmas. What do you guys celebrate comment, but I'm also really excited because guess what? It's snowing outside. I can't let that slide yet, so I have to go do some more stuff because I'm kind of a school teacher, even though I don't know what I'm doing. But you do school stuff, but every lunchtime I would be able to get. Now, there's some beautiful pictures. Well, I'm actually in upstate Vermont right now, an ongoing investigation just because I wanted to. It is so beautiful. It's a really beautiful place. Well, I will have a lot more blogs coming soon. And I'm sorry for our international viewers because I'm putting this through like a Web site so they can get the transcript. But it's usually not that great. But I hope you can tell what I'm talking about. OK, so winter is coming soon and I will get my friends to finally come on. Also, what do you think of this background, guys?

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Thank You... Vlog Transcript

Hey, you guys it's Audrina Chalbany many and I have some breaking news, I know it's always breaking news, but this is more breaking news. I've attached a picture. You can scroll down below to see it. Just what we got three people from the Philippines to come to our blog. It's so exciting. And my goodness, we're really spreading this world wide, and that's just crazy because remember, it used to be just a tiny blog for me and my friends to post garbage. We really thought that sometimes blogs will go to work out, but apparently people like what we it. I've always thought it wanted something like world peace or like an elephant or a small island nation, but apparently all I ever wanted was to be famous. So thank you, everyone out there. Thank you for helping me achieve my dream. You know, I always like to take the credit for everything, but like this really goes back to you guys. Thank you so much for being there and seeing your blog and enjoying it. And I hope you enjoy what's coming because we have a lot of new Christmas posts. Goodbye, this is Audrina Chalbany.

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I Can't Do It. Vlog Transcript 2

Ok, you guys have been on this blog for months and months and months, I started out dating Carson, but now of broken up and I think through all of this, I found the true meaning of life. The meaning of life is to have as much money as you possibly can and to be as famous as you possibly can. That's all that matters. I'm so glad I've been able to go through this journey with all of you guys, and I will definitely be posting a whole lot more. Thank you. 

I Can't Do It. Vlog 

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I Can't Do It. Vlog Transcript

Ok you guys. It's Audrina Chalbany. I'm not sure if you saw the post, but I made a post that we're done with this Incognito's Hate Blog. We're going to start over with a new blog. And I was over here Trying to drive to Bali, but apparently that's an island. You can't drive the islands without a motor boat. And I was sitting in my camper. Thinking. I can't leave this blog. I can't leave Mrs. Incognito Hate Blog. We have so many viewers from so many countries. This is everything I've ever dreamed of and I can't give it up. So. It's no longer going to be Mrs. Incognito's Hate Blog. It's going to be called the popularity blog but it's still going to be ihateyoubad.blogspot.com. I think I have found out- Dennis stop that!

I Can't Do It. Vlog 

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We Have a TON of Rose Oil That Smells VERY STRONGLY OF LAVENDER! Vlog Transcript

 Audrina: Hello, and welcome to BAD HAIR DAY! Dun-dun-dun! 

Ha ha ha ha ha! I just made that up right now! 

It's this new show, I'm only doing one episode of it: for good hair, how far are people willing to go, and how much are they willing to risk? 

So, you know how I have a salon, link to that below. (Just scroll down.) Anyway, we ran out of rose oil, so we tried to make lavender oil, but we had way too much lavender in the oil, and it turned out awful! It smells so bad! Like, you have to step outside after using it.

But we have someone who is willing to use the lavender oil to calm down their crazy hair. 

Traveling Model: Hey, guys! 

Audrina: You just kicked me off here! 

Traveling model: I am a traveling model, and I have anosmia! It's not because of corona, it's because I smelled 45 perfumes! 

Audrina: Well, it looks like she can't smell, and she wants her hair to look better, and it looks like I have 99 canisters of lavender oil that I can't use! Do you see something we could do here? 

Traveling Model: I'm going to get the lavender oil on my hair! Maybe it will calm down, but I can't smell it, so it will be fine! 

Audrina: I know, I think they realized that. You're not the narrator, I am!

Traveling Model: Okay, let's get this party started!

Audrina: That's my line!

Okay, I'm going to take a picture every time we apply a new bit of rose oil, and I think we're going to go for fifty bits, or maybe even one hundred bits! You guys can count if you're lame, but I wouldn't suggest it. Let's go! 

[Rose oil is applied to half of hair]

Audrina: Whoa! We used up 35 cans! Looks like we're going to have to start on the second side of your hair! 

Traveling Model: This is like, so fun. I love the like lavender oil. 

Audrina: Great! And you're going to be paying for all of it too, right? 

Traveling Model: What? 

[Rose oil is applied to other half of hair]

Audrina: I don't believe it! You used up all 99 canisters of that gross stuff! What do you think of your hair now? 

Traveling Model: I think it looks exactly the same. Except for it smells like a rosemary. 

Audrina: It smells like lavender, though, doesn't it? 

Traveling Model: Rosemary. 

Audrina: Well, thanks for being on the one and only episode of this show which's name I forget now! See you guys next time! 

Well, actually, I had one more thing to say. You know how we said that we were going to do the pumpkin thing- what is that timer? It's Dennis! I don't know what he is doing! 

[Unintelligible] 

I'm just going to stop it now, and tell you later. 

So, do you know how someone was supposed to get a pie slammed in their face and stuff because of Halloween? Well, we're just going to air that on the next Norka Three Minute News, which is premiering this Friday, and we're not going to forget about it this time, so don't worry! We're just gonna do it with the news, because I think that would make more sense. Thank you guys so much for watching! 

Buh-bye, and we'll see you... someday! 

Ugh, Rennis, be quiet! 

We Have a TON of Rose Oil That Smells VERY STRONGLY OF LAVENDER! Vlog

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My Buddy Hmmm Stole My Computer and Made an AMAZING Video! Vlog Transcript

Hurricane Master:Hello. I am Hmm. Or the Hurricane Master. I have never done a vlog post before before and I thought I should because Mrs. Incognito posted that I am afraid of water! 

She has a lot of nerve messing with someone like me. No one ever messes with the Hurricane Master! That's right, I am the Hurricane Master- I live in water! So I'm not afraid of it. 

See, I have some water here right now. I am not afraid of it. Delicious! Just kidding it tastes awful. I'd like to go up against Mrs. Incognito but I think she's just scared!

 Aren't you a little scary cat Mrs. Incognito! You won't even tell us your name! 

Mrs. Incognito: Yeah, so I can keep on putting bad stuff on the internet. 

Hurricane Master: I think you're scared to show yourself! To the Hurricane Master-or! Aren't you? 

Mrs. Incognito: I think you're the scaredy-cat! IN this video, you didn't even show yourself drinking the water! 

Hurricane Master: Mrs. Incognito! You're messing with the wrong person! 

Mrs. Incognito: [Unintelligible] Barry the Barista! He is actually a scaredy-cat!

Hurricane Master: I will have someone dump water over my head to prove it to you! Someone, come over here! 

Amelia: What do you want, Hmm? 

Hurricane Master: Just dump a glass of water on my head, and don't ask why why.

Amelia: Why? 

Hurricane Master: I just told you not to ask why!

Mrs. Incognito: Well, I'm Mrs. Incognito, and I posted on the blog that he is a scaredy cat and now he has to prove that he is not afraid of water. 

Hurricane Master: Dump the water on my head already! 

Hurricane master: See? I got a bunch of water dumped on me! My clothes are very wet and I'm going to have to wash them! And they they're dry clean only, so they're going to be ruined! 

Mrs. Incognito: Yeah, right man!

Hurricane Master: They are! The shirt costed $40! I got it from American Eagle!

Mrs. Incognito: Does anyone here go to American Eagle? 

Carson: Yeah, I do. I'm Carson, by the way. 

Mrs. Incognito: Have you ever seen the Hurricane Master there? 

Carson: No, because he only shops at night and I only shop during the day, like normal people. 

Mrs. Incognito: Okay, so now the Hurricane Master is an owl. 

Hurricane Master: I am no an owl! Would you- oh, Mrs. Incognito, you messed with the wrong master! You are in for it!

Mrs. Incognito: You're nocturnal, though...

Hurricane Master: Well... kind of... I guess. But anyway, I'm going to get you back! I'm going to- [screaming]

Amelia: Where is Mrs. Incognito, anyway? 

[Indistinct screaming]

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My Buddy Hmmm Stole My Computer and Made an AMAZING Video! Vlog

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A Spooky Halloween Challenge! Vlog Transcript

 Amelia: Hey, you guys! It's Amelia Rostene, and I'm here with you, announcing our newest surprise. It's a challenge that me and Audrina and anyone else who wants to jon can do! It's a fashion challenge! But wait... it's a clearance fashion challenge! 

We're gonna take all the clothes that are on clearance because they look awful and see who can wear them the best! 

This is the bargain bin. Look! Look at all the unfashionable clothes! 

Who do you think's going to be able to wear them better? Or do you think we're both going to look awful? We're going to decide who wins by the number of compliments we get as we're walking around. 

It's going to start on Friday, and it's going to be Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Tune in afterwards to see who wins! 

Although I don't have to choose yet, let's just look at one of the outfits, just to see how awful they look. 

WOW! That is ugly! That is awful! I really hope I don't have to get this! See, we're going to close our eyes and pull out a top and a bottom, or just a dress. Ugh! These look like they went out of style twenty years ago! Although I couldn't remember, because I'd only be one then. That's right, people! Congratulations for doing math! I'm twenty-one years old!

[Clapping and cheering]

Anyway, tune in tomorrow! I kind of haven't told Audrina about this yet, but by the time she figures it out, it's going to be too late! Her reputation is going to be ruined! Hahahahaha!

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A Spooky Halloween Challenge! Vlog

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The Party's About to Start! Vlog Transcript

Audrina: Hey, you guys! I'm Audrina Chalbany-

Rennis: Hello, I'm Rennis, and I'm the security guard! 

Audrina: AAAHHH! I can't believe he is the security guard! Okay, so Rennis is the security guard, which brings me to what I was about to say: the party is starting! I'm already five minutes late, which is fashionable, as always, but I have to get into my disguise. I hope it works. Oh my goodness, I hope it works! 

Audrina: It's gonna work, right? All I have to fool is some dunderpates. They shouldn't be too hard to fool, right? 

Audrina: Step one is the shorts. I'm gonna put them on under my dress. Now for the shirt. Now for the dress stuffing. Now add the coat, and hair. Okay. This is it, you guys. My disguise is ready. I hope this will work, but there is only one way to find out. I'm gonna go to the party.

Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: Hello, there. I'm Dennis. Can I get into the party? 

Rennis: No. Dennis isn't invited. He's too dunderpatey. 

Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: I mean I'm... Rennis!

Rennis: I'm Rennis. 

Audrina: WHAT?

Rennis: Where's your blue hair? I have blue hair. 

Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: But I'm Rennis!

Rennis: I am Rennis, Audrina. 

Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: Wait, how did you figure it out? How did you know it was me? 

Rennis: Your makeup. 

Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: The details, it's always about the details! 

Audrina [normal voice]: Can I still get in? Please? 

Rennis: Fine. 

Audrina: Yay!

Rennis: No. 

Audrina: ACH! WHAT?!

Rennis: Well, you want to come in for the taste-testing contest? We'' let you in, just this once. 

Audrina: Yay! My disguise worked, you guys! He was tricked, and he thought that I was Dennis!

Rennis: Hey, Audrina, I know it is you, but I'll still let you in. 

Audrina: Okay. At least I won part of it. I'll catch up with the vlog later. 

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The Party's About to Start! Vlog

 

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Izzy and I Talk About Mrs. Incognito!! Vlog Transcript

 Audrina: Hello there, my wonderful viewers! Today, I'm here with Izzy Johnson, who'[s going to talk with me about Mrs. Incognito and her buddy. So, apparently, the old Mrs. Incognito who was Chelsea, Maria figured out who she was so she had to retire. But there are two new Mrs. Incognitos, and we have no idea who they could be. Izzy, who do you think they could be? 

Izzy: I don't know, really. I know it can't be Amelia or you. You're way too nice. But [stuttering] Mrs. Incognito would probably want to be tricky, so she can be a boy. 

 Audrina: Oh yeah, that's right. If you didn't notice today, there were twenty two comments on one of the most recent posts. Mrs. Incognito is back, and she's gonna comment every day at 10:22- WHAT WAS THAT? 

Izzy: I don't know...

 Audrina: What is going on? Do you think this is Mrs. Incognito? 

Mrs. Incognito: Incoming...

 Audrina: AAAHH! Caston! It's official, you guys! Mrs. Incognito is back, and we have no idea who she could be! I just- I can't believe it. We figured out one Mrs. Incognito, and two more come up!

Izzy: Hmm? 

 Audrina: Write in the comments who you think it could be. Together, we can figure this out! Also, I don't think it's fair that it is called "Mrs. Incognito's Hate Blog," when Mrs. Incognito barely posts on it! I post on it every single day, so I want to change the title! Izzy, are you okay with that? 

Mrs. Incognito: Hey! Well, I, Mrs. Incognito, who can't show my face, am gonna post every day at 10:21!

 Audrina: WHAT? 

Mrs. Incognito: I set reminders. 

 Audrina: I can't believe it. I'm going to come tomorrow at 10:21, and see if you've posted, and you won't. 

Mrs. Incognito: I will. 

Audrina: I'm not scared. Mrs. Incognito never posts. Never! Never! Never, never, never... Okay. Tune in tomorrow, you guys! Bye!

Audrina: Okay, you guys. Izzy's gone. I had to tell you something very, very, important. I think Mrs. Incognito is Iz Girl. 

Izzy: WHAT? Who's talking about-

Audrina: AAH! WAIT... WHAT? SOMEONE! OH MY GOODNESS! STOP THE CAMERAS! 

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Izzy and I Talk About Mrs. Incognito!! Vlog

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My Disguise for the Party! Vlog Transcript

 Hello, Hello. Is the camera working? 

Beautiful. Oh, I'm talking about myself, not the camera. 

Hello there, and welcome to Audrina Chalbany's vlog! I have some very important news for you, and it's just crazy!

So here's what happened. Rennis cancelled the party! If you didn't see my vlog from yesterday, I had this amazing disguise to sneak into the party as Dennis. But he cancelled it! 

If you didn't watch the other blog, Rennis won't let me in, so I have to disguise myself as someone else! 

I had more time since the party was cancelled to come up with another disguise, and it is just amazing! I will show you, you guys. 

Here is what you will need. A shirt, a jacket, and shorts. 

Step one: Put on the shorts under your dress. 

Step two is put on the shirt and put it over your dress. 

Step three is take the rest of the dress and shove it into your shirt. Perfect!

Now you can still see a bit of the dress in the back, see? You need to put the jacket on. There, now that looks convincing! 

Now just tie your hair up, and put it in the back of the jacket. 

Oh my goodness, I really look like Dennis! Now I'll be able to sneak into that party! Wait, I need to practice my Dennis voice!

[In Dennis voice] Hello there, I'm Dennis! I was invited to this party! I really like wearing suits with shorts! It's not weird at all!

[In Audrina's voice] Hahahahaha! Oh my goodness, I tricked you guys!

I feel like this disguise is even better than the last one! And one I get past security, I can take my disguise off, and dance in my regular dress! 

I'm a genius, aren't I? 

I am!

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My Disguise for the Party! Vlog

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I Surprise People Covered in MUD! Vlog Transcript

Amelia: Hey, you guys! It's Amelia Rostene! I just came to Audrina's salon, and as you can tell, I am covered in a lot of dirt. I tried to recreate Audrina's picture of her really dirty after skydiving, but I think I added too much dirt. 

[Sigh]

Amelia: I still look better than she did, though.  

Amelia: Now, before I wash off ALL this dirt, let's see how people react when I walk up to them. Oh, it's gonna be funny! 

Amelia: Okay, first person is Carson! Let's see what he thinks! Carson, you can turn around now!

Carson: Okay...

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! What happened?! What did you do?! That is a ton of dirt! 

Amelia: I hadn't noticed...

Carson: What did you do that for? Did you do it for the vlog? 

Amelia: Kind of... Okay, next person!

Carson: Wait... what?

Amelia: Our next person is Caston! Let's see what he thinks! 

Caston: WHOA. WOW. 

Amelia: What do you think? 

Caston [lying]: I think you look... amazing. Beautiful. Perfectly amazing. 

Amelia: You can tell me the truth! 

Caston [lying]: That is the truth! The whole truth! And nothing but the truth! Okay, I'm done!

Amelia: Last, but not least, Audrina Chalbany!

Audrina: What am I here for? I have more important things to do, like vlogs of my own! 

Amelai: Okay, Audrina. You can turn around if you want to...

Audrina! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What did you do to yourself? Oh my goodness, you look AWFUL! 

Amelia: I went skydiving. 

Audrina: It looks like you got in a fight with a mud puddle, and LOST. Seriously! I'd tell you to come to my salon, but we don't take mud monsters! At least there's one beautiful thing in the room! 

Amelia: Get away from the camera! Okay, you can leave now! 

Amelia: Thanks for watching, guys! Bye! 

Audrina: Thanks for watching! Goodbye! 

Amelia: I just said that. 

Audrina: See ya next time!

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I Surprise People Covered in MUD! Vlog

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Rennis is Having a PARTY! WITHOUT ME! Vlog Transcript

 Hey, you guys! It's Audrina Chalbany! And I am NEVER! EVER! EVER! Being friends with Rennis again. 

Here, let me tell you how it happened. 

So, I heard from Carson that we're gonna be having this AMAZING fall party that Rennis is hosting. It's gonna be on the porch, and it's just gonna be super fun! So, of course, I got my AMAZING fall dress, mad my hair look like bread, all the things for a party! But then Rennis told me...

I'm 

Not

INVITED!

Rennis is such an awful friend. He only cares about himself, and that's exactly what I told him. But he still said I wasn't invited to the party! I tried asking nicely, but it didn't work. Looks like I'm gonna have to break some rules. 

I'm gonna sneak into the party, you guys! I'm gonna disguise myself as Dennis to get through security, then I'm gonna go to the party! 

Isn't it an amazing plan? 

Why isn't anyone clapping for me? 

Here, here, I'll show you my disguise. You will LOVE it. 

[Trying to speak like Dennis] Hello there. I'm Dennis Baxter-Gphangez Selcsum-Gnorts! 

[Audrina's normal voice] Hahaha! Didn't it trick you? Oh, this is gonna work! 

I really DO look like Dennis! Here, the pants didn't exactly fit, but I tried my best. 

See? It'll trick people, though. It'll make people think I'm Dennis, and I'll be able to get into the party! Hahaha! I'll tell you what happens later today! I know this disguise is gonna work! Maybe I'm too beautiful to be Dennis, though! 

[Trying to speak like Dennis] Hello, you guys! I'm Dennis Baxter-Gphangez Selcsum-Gnorts! Thank you for watching my video! Make sure to comment to tell me what I should do next! See you next time! 

[Audrina's normal voice] Oh, you guys! Don't worry-it's still Audrina! 

 

Rennis is Having a PARTY! WITHOUT ME! Vlog

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I'm So Confused Vlog Transcript

-Hey guys, I'm Monica Salice, owner of The Sometimes Studios. Also the I Hate You Bad blog. 

-I just got back from my vacation in Santorini, and wow. There is so much drama on the blog. I can't believe all the drama you guys created! 

-Like, Audrina, she's skydiving, Caston doesn't want her to skydive, he blackmailed her into not skydiving, and then Rennis is at war with Amelia because Amelia posted mean things about the picture Caston posted of Audrina because she wouldn't stop skydiving. 

-I am so confused. I am gone for a week and this is what happens? Now, don't get me wrong, I LOVE the drama It's what brings the viewers here and what makes me money. 

-But I don't want to get into all this dramatic stuff. I booked the next flight to Bucharest, and I'm not coming back for a month. Or longer! Also I'm stealing the camper. Sorry not sorry!

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I'm So Confused Vlog

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THIS MEANS WAR Vlog Post Transcripts

Amelia: Hey, you guys! 

Rennis: THIS MEANS WAR! 

A: It's Amelia Rostene-

R: THIS MEANS WAR! 

A: and Rennis just declared war on me because of the awful picture I posted of Audrina! I'm just kind of excited, because I never do anything bad, but I 

guess there's a first time for everything!

R: THIS MEANS WAR!

A: Rennis! Get out! 

[Inaudible screaming]

A: AAH! RENNIS! Oww! okay. 

R: THIS MEANS WAR! 

A: I guess Rennis isn't a baby. AAH! 

R: THIS MEANS WAR! '

A: Help me, someone! Aah! I'm not done yet!

R: WAR! 

A: AAH! Rennis might be hard to beat at war, but I'm still gonna win! I'm gonna keep on posting stuff mean because I like doing that! AAH! Buh-bye, Rennis! 

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THIS MEANS WAR Vlog

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