Ok, you guys have been on this blog for months and months and months, I started out dating Carson, but now of broken up and I think through all of this, I found the true meaning of life. The meaning of life is to have as much money as you possibly can and to be as famous as you possibly can. That's all that matters. I'm so glad I've been able to go through this journey with all of you guys, and I will definitely be posting a whole lot more. Thank you.
I Can't Do It. Vlog
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Ok you guys. It's Audrina Chalbany. I'm not sure if you saw the post, but I made a post that we're done with this Incognito's Hate Blog. We're going to start over with a new blog. And I was over here Trying to drive to Bali, but apparently that's an island. You can't drive the islands without a motor boat. And I was sitting in my camper. Thinking. I can't leave this blog. I can't leave Mrs. Incognito Hate Blog. We have so many viewers from so many countries. This is everything I've ever dreamed of and I can't give it up. So. It's no longer going to be Mrs. Incognito's Hate Blog. It's going to be called the popularity blog but it's still going to be ihateyoubad.blogspot.com. I think I have found out- Dennis stop that!
I Can't Do It. Vlog
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Audrina: Hello, and welcome to BAD HAIR DAY! Dun-dun-dun!
Ha ha ha ha ha! I just made that up right now!
It's this new show, I'm only doing one episode of it: for good hair, how far are people willing to go, and how much are they willing to risk?
So, you know how I have a salon, link to that below. (Just scroll down.) Anyway, we ran out of rose oil, so we tried to make lavender oil, but we had way too much lavender in the oil, and it turned out awful! It smells so bad! Like, you have to step outside after using it.
But we have someone who is willing to use the lavender oil to calm down their crazy hair.
Traveling Model: Hey, guys!
Audrina: You just kicked me off here!
Traveling model: I am a traveling model, and I have anosmia! It's not because of corona, it's because I smelled 45 perfumes!
Audrina: Well, it looks like she can't smell, and she wants her hair to look better, and it looks like I have 99 canisters of lavender oil that I can't use! Do you see something we could do here?
Traveling Model: I'm going to get the lavender oil on my hair! Maybe it will calm down, but I can't smell it, so it will be fine!
Audrina: I know, I think they realized that. You're not the narrator, I am!
Traveling Model: Okay, let's get this party started!
Audrina: That's my line!
Okay, I'm going to take a picture every time we apply a new bit of rose oil, and I think we're going to go for fifty bits, or maybe even one hundred bits! You guys can count if you're lame, but I wouldn't suggest it. Let's go!
[Rose oil is applied to half of hair]
Audrina: Whoa! We used up 35 cans! Looks like we're going to have to start on the second side of your hair!
Traveling Model: This is like, so fun. I love the like lavender oil.
Audrina: Great! And you're going to be paying for all of it too, right?
Traveling Model: What?
[Rose oil is applied to other half of hair]
Audrina: I don't believe it! You used up all 99 canisters of that gross stuff! What do you think of your hair now?
Traveling Model: I think it looks exactly the same. Except for it smells like a rosemary.
Audrina: It smells like lavender, though, doesn't it?
Traveling Model: Rosemary.
Audrina: Well, thanks for being on the one and only episode of this show which's name I forget now! See you guys next time!
Well, actually, I had one more thing to say. You know how we said that we were going to do the pumpkin thing- what is that timer? It's Dennis! I don't know what he is doing!
[Unintelligible]
I'm just going to stop it now, and tell you later.
So, do you know how someone was supposed to get a pie slammed in their face and stuff because of Halloween? Well, we're just going to air that on the next Norka Three Minute News, which is premiering this Friday, and we're not going to forget about it this time, so don't worry! We're just gonna do it with the news, because I think that would make more sense. Thank you guys so much for watching!
Buh-bye, and we'll see you... someday!
Ugh, Rennis, be quiet!
We Have a TON of Rose Oil That Smells VERY STRONGLY OF LAVENDER! Vlog
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Hurricane Master:Hello. I am Hmm. Or the Hurricane Master. I have never done a vlog post before before and I thought I should because Mrs. Incognito posted that I am afraid of water!
She has a lot of nerve messing with someone like me. No one ever messes with the Hurricane Master! That's right, I am the Hurricane Master- I live in water! So I'm not afraid of it.
See, I have some water here right now. I am not afraid of it. Delicious! Just kidding it tastes awful. I'd like to go up against Mrs. Incognito but I think she's just scared!
Aren't you a little scary cat Mrs. Incognito! You won't even tell us your name!
Mrs. Incognito: Yeah, so I can keep on putting bad stuff on the internet.
Hurricane Master: I think you're scared to show yourself! To the Hurricane Master-or! Aren't you?
Mrs. Incognito: I think you're the scaredy-cat! IN this video, you didn't even show yourself drinking the water!
Hurricane Master: Mrs. Incognito! You're messing with the wrong person!
Mrs. Incognito: [Unintelligible] Barry the Barista! He is actually a scaredy-cat!
Hurricane Master: I will have someone dump water over my head to prove it to you! Someone, come over here!
Amelia: What do you want, Hmm?
Hurricane Master: Just dump a glass of water on my head, and don't ask why why.
Amelia: Why?
Hurricane Master: I just told you not to ask why!
Mrs. Incognito: Well, I'm Mrs. Incognito, and I posted on the blog that he is a scaredy cat and now he has to prove that he is not afraid of water.
Hurricane Master: Dump the water on my head already!
Hurricane master: See? I got a bunch of water dumped on me! My clothes are very wet and I'm going to have to wash them! And they they're dry clean only, so they're going to be ruined!
Mrs. Incognito: Yeah, right man!
Hurricane Master: They are! The shirt costed $40! I got it from American Eagle!
Mrs. Incognito: Does anyone here go to American Eagle?
Carson: Yeah, I do. I'm Carson, by the way.
Mrs. Incognito: Have you ever seen the Hurricane Master there?
Carson: No, because he only shops at night and I only shop during the day, like normal people.
Mrs. Incognito: Okay, so now the Hurricane Master is an owl.
Hurricane Master: I am no an owl! Would you- oh, Mrs. Incognito, you messed with the wrong master! You are in for it!
Mrs. Incognito: You're nocturnal, though...
Hurricane Master: Well... kind of... I guess. But anyway, I'm going to get you back! I'm going to- [screaming]
Amelia: Where is Mrs. Incognito, anyway?
[Indistinct screaming]
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My Buddy Hmmm Stole My Computer and Made an AMAZING Video! Vlog
Amelia: Hey, you guys! It's Amelia Rostene, and I'm here with you, announcing our newest surprise. It's a challenge that me and Audrina and anyone else who wants to jon can do! It's a fashion challenge! But wait... it's a clearance fashion challenge!
We're gonna take all the clothes that are on clearance because they look awful and see who can wear them the best!
This is the bargain bin. Look! Look at all the unfashionable clothes!
Who do you think's going to be able to wear them better? Or do you think we're both going to look awful? We're going to decide who wins by the number of compliments we get as we're walking around.
It's going to start on Friday, and it's going to be Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Tune in afterwards to see who wins!
Although I don't have to choose yet, let's just look at one of the outfits, just to see how awful they look.
WOW! That is ugly! That is awful! I really hope I don't have to get this! See, we're going to close our eyes and pull out a top and a bottom, or just a dress. Ugh! These look like they went out of style twenty years ago! Although I couldn't remember, because I'd only be one then. That's right, people! Congratulations for doing math! I'm twenty-one years old!
[Clapping and cheering]
Anyway, tune in tomorrow! I kind of haven't told Audrina about this yet, but by the time she figures it out, it's going to be too late! Her reputation is going to be ruined! Hahahahaha!
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A Spooky Halloween Challenge! Vlog
Audrina: Hey, you guys! I'm Audrina Chalbany-
Rennis: Hello, I'm Rennis, and I'm the security guard!
Audrina: AAAHHH! I can't believe he is the security guard! Okay, so Rennis is the security guard, which brings me to what I was about to say: the party is starting! I'm already five minutes late, which is fashionable, as always, but I have to get into my disguise. I hope it works. Oh my goodness, I hope it works!
Audrina: It's gonna work, right? All I have to fool is some dunderpates. They shouldn't be too hard to fool, right?
Audrina: Step one is the shorts. I'm gonna put them on under my dress. Now for the shirt. Now for the dress stuffing. Now add the coat, and hair. Okay. This is it, you guys. My disguise is ready. I hope this will work, but there is only one way to find out. I'm gonna go to the party.
Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: Hello, there. I'm Dennis. Can I get into the party?
Rennis: No. Dennis isn't invited. He's too dunderpatey.
Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: I mean I'm... Rennis!
Rennis: I'm Rennis.
Audrina: WHAT?
Rennis: Where's your blue hair? I have blue hair.
Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: But I'm Rennis!
Rennis: I am Rennis, Audrina.
Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: Wait, how did you figure it out? How did you know it was me?
Rennis: Your makeup.
Audrina [pretending to be Dennis]: The details, it's always about the details!
Audrina [normal voice]: Can I still get in? Please?
Rennis: Fine.
Audrina: Yay!
Rennis: No.
Audrina: ACH! WHAT?!
Rennis: Well, you want to come in for the taste-testing contest? We'' let you in, just this once.
Audrina: Yay! My disguise worked, you guys! He was tricked, and he thought that I was Dennis!
Rennis: Hey, Audrina, I know it is you, but I'll still let you in.
Audrina: Okay. At least I won part of it. I'll catch up with the vlog later.
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The Party's About to Start! Vlog
Audrina: Hello there, my wonderful viewers! Today, I'm here with Izzy Johnson, who'[s going to talk with me about Mrs. Incognito and her buddy. So, apparently, the old Mrs. Incognito who was Chelsea, Maria figured out who she was so she had to retire. But there are two new Mrs. Incognitos, and we have no idea who they could be. Izzy, who do you think they could be?
Izzy: I don't know, really. I know it can't be Amelia or you. You're way too nice. But [stuttering] Mrs. Incognito would probably want to be tricky, so she can be a boy.
Audrina: Oh yeah, that's right. If you didn't notice today, there were twenty two comments on one of the most recent posts. Mrs. Incognito is back, and she's gonna comment every day at 10:22- WHAT WAS THAT?
Izzy: I don't know...
Audrina: What is going on? Do you think this is Mrs. Incognito?
Mrs. Incognito: Incoming...
Audrina: AAAHH! Caston! It's official, you guys! Mrs. Incognito is back, and we have no idea who she could be! I just- I can't believe it. We figured out one Mrs. Incognito, and two more come up!
Izzy: Hmm?
Audrina: Write in the comments who you think it could be. Together, we can figure this out! Also, I don't think it's fair that it is called "Mrs. Incognito's Hate Blog," when Mrs. Incognito barely posts on it! I post on it every single day, so I want to change the title! Izzy, are you okay with that?
Mrs. Incognito: Hey! Well, I, Mrs. Incognito, who can't show my face, am gonna post every day at 10:21!
Audrina: WHAT?
Mrs. Incognito: I set reminders.
Audrina: I can't believe it. I'm going to come tomorrow at 10:21, and see if you've posted, and you won't.
Mrs. Incognito: I will.
Audrina: I'm not scared. Mrs. Incognito never posts. Never! Never! Never, never, never... Okay. Tune in tomorrow, you guys! Bye!
Audrina: Okay, you guys. Izzy's gone. I had to tell you something very, very, important. I think Mrs. Incognito is Iz Girl.
Izzy: WHAT? Who's talking about-
Audrina: AAH! WAIT... WHAT? SOMEONE! OH MY GOODNESS! STOP THE CAMERAS!
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Izzy and I Talk About Mrs. Incognito!! Vlog